shut up

because i can.

the perfect being

it's Leeloo from the fifth element!

out of the frying pan and into the fire

Life... don't talk to me about life.

got my niggas in paris and they goin gorillas

no one knows what it means, but it's provocative.

fat & happy can't complain

someone certainly didn't have the time of his life with some styrofoam packaging while i was asleep.

bonus: judgmental cat is sitting.

i wanna fuck my way to the garden

cuz everyone needs

a mother

fucker.

floof.